Not the brightest

Lives, Loves, Lols.

thankyoucorndog:

This is a comic about my own emotions, made to release my own emotions, and to cope with my own emotions.

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luce-do-the-doodles:

I’ve read this article about some crazy investor ask Nintendo to make some mobile game that player have to pay to increase Mario’s jumping skill.

Welcome to Super Mario Bros. Mobile Edition, free to play! Tap your screen to start the game.

Mamamia there’s a Goomba! To defeat the enemy, you have to buy “Jump” ability now!

The gameplay is very simple, Mario will run himself, all you have to do is tap the screen and help Mario jump!

Oh no, time’s up! Buy “B Dash” ability to help Mario run faster!

Wow, you found the warp zone! Pay $1.00 to skip a level. The more you pay, the more levels you can skip!

Thank you Mario!

But you have to pay more to rescue the princess!

And I forgot to say… If you want to play as Luigi, you also have to pay! There is no such thing as a free lunch. It’s fair, right?
Dear Nintendo please don’t let it happen, don’t break our heart. He is Mario, the “Jumpman”, the “Mr. Video Game”. He should jump proud and free. He should jump higher with player’s skill increased, not player’s payment increased.

luce-do-the-doodles:

I’ve read this article about some crazy investor ask Nintendo to make some mobile game that player have to pay to increase Mario’s jumping skill.


Welcome to Super Mario Bros. Mobile Edition, free to play! Tap your screen to start the game.

Mamamia there’s a Goomba! To defeat the enemy, you have to buy “Jump” ability now!

The gameplay is very simple, Mario will run himself, all you have to do is tap the screen and help Mario jump!

Oh no, time’s up! Buy “B Dash” ability to help Mario run faster!

Wow, you found the warp zone! Pay $1.00 to skip a level. The more you pay, the more levels you can skip!

Thank you Mario!

But you have to pay more to rescue the princess!

And I forgot to say… If you want to play as Luigi, you also have to pay! There is no such thing as a free lunch. It’s fair, right?

Dear Nintendo please don’t let it happen, don’t break our heart. He is Mario, the “Jumpman”, the “Mr. Video Game”. He should jump proud and free. He should jump higher with player’s skill increased, not player’s payment increased.

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slamschultz:

A really late National Sibling Day animation.
I’m trying to remember how to animate…

slamschultz:

A really late National Sibling Day animation.

I’m trying to remember how to animate…

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ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

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mishasminions:

SEBASTIAN STAN KISSING BOYS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

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paperbeatsscissors:

trigger words.

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insanelygaming:

BMO!

Created by Nino Cencini

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thenintendard:

Nintendo Japanese Woodblock Prints

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